An ode to Joe Jordan telling Gattuso to f*ck around & find out
“Gattuso lost himself,” Joe Jordan told Sky’s Goals on Sunday in 2016. Across Europe, watching…
Just look how De Gea sh*thoused Leeds
One of life’s more unfortunate lessons, alongside the realisation your diet has outstripped your…
Emre Can has scored the sh*ttest halfway line goal ever
For years, scoring from the halfway line was the footballing equivalent of reaching Everest or…
The stats that show Vinicius Jr is the most fouled player in Europe
No player in Europe has been fouled more than Real Madrid’s Vinicius Junior this season.
The…
Darren Bent: I celebrated like maniac v Spurs; it was superb at Sunderland
“Do I wanna go Hull City NO. Do I wanna go Stoke NO do I wanna go Sunderland YES so stop f***ing…
Lionel Messi's latest knee-trembling wonderstrike shows he's the GOAT
Paris in February is probably the most romantic place on Earth, yet nothing that’ll happen in the…
An ode to the Brian Clough punch that sealed Roy Keane's devotion
Can I just shock you; Roy Keane and Sir Alex Ferguson are no longer friends.
Yes, the most…
Pedri's gravity-defying skill would've made Issac Newton eat the apple
Let’s face it, very few of us were impressive individuals aged 20.
For some, the first year of…
These four touches prove Marcus Rashford has become 2007 vintage CR7
Like Cristiano Ronaldo, the talent was never in question with Marcus Rashford. The only question was…