Liverpool target has his say on failed deadline day move as Casemiro proves his worth to Man Utd
Moises Caicedo has dropped subtle thoughts on Liverpool interest. Kind of. But not really. And…
Guess who's all Haal over the back pages on transfer this deadline day
Haaland puns a-plenty, a piece of very old news indeed, and a headline writer in search of…
Exclusive Ronaldo shouting and the crucial Liverpool angle on Antony to Manchester United
Manchester United signing Antony might persuade the option-less Cristiano Ronaldo to stay, but how…
Chelsea and Manchester United to sail past the £550m summer spending mark using random maths
How much? We’re pretending that Chelsea are about to spend over £340m because it’s a really…
Manchester United given another reason to worry about Martinez as rival boss warns them of plan
Lisandro Martinez remains an area of weakness which rival managers will target, but Manchester…
Cristiano Ronaldo fails to smile as Manchester United spend like 'something from FIFA 2022'
How dare Ronaldo drive into training without a big old grin on his face? After all, Manchester…
Klopp the 'innocent' media presence worked 'miracles'; Man Utd bid £12.5m above asking price
Liverpool’s biggest cheerleader has launched a staunch defence of media-friendly Jurgen Klopp…
Erik ten Hag and Manchester United leave us hungry for a game of f***ball (we'll explain)
Everybody gets weirdly prudish about swearing but least we now know what game we will be playing on…
Man Utd offer an Antony swap deal and Rooney wants to ditch Maguire as nonsense escalates
Manchester United attract the usual levels of absolute guff in the media as everybody pretends that…