Moises Caicedo has dropped subtle thoughts on Liverpool interest. Kind of. But not really. And Casemiro’s paying his £60m fee back already.
Universal credit
What, dear reader, do you think was the second-biggest story on the morning after deadline day and Manchester United beating Leicester?
The Sun website has the answer:
‘Chelsea star Kepa gets engaged to Miss Universe winner Andrea Martinez’
Sounds about right.
Wag the dog
There is an incredible amount of thirst on The Sun website actually. The following headlines are all ludicrously prominent on their home page:
‘Reguilon’s stunning Wag Marta dazzles at Atletico loan unveiling ceremony’
Good for his stunning wife and girlfriend. Very happy for them both.
‘Georgina Rodriguez wows crowds at Venice Film Festival in leggy display as Ronaldo’s girlfriend wears THREE outfits’
THREE?! In a ‘leggy display’?! Whatever next?
‘World Cup final referee married to sexy OnlyFans model who leaves followers stunned with naked snaps’
The journalism degree was worth it then.
‘Meet Man Utd transfer signing Antony’s Wag Rosilene Silva, 22, who is the forward’s childhood sweetheart baby mama’
‘Transfer signing’ is excellent. Get that SEO crammed in there. ‘Childhood sweetheart baby mama,’ however, is just four random words grouped together to describe both Antony’s wife and girlfriend.
‘Oleksandr Zinchenko’s glamorous wife stuns in Arsenal shirt and red skirt as she gets behind husband’s new team’
Well alright then.
Their traffic is going to take an almighty hit when readers discover… other websites.
Andre 3000
Screw it, let’s get all the Sun website stuff out of the way nice and early. Such as…
‘Everton outcast Andre Gomes joins Lille on loan transfer after failing to play a single minute for Lampard this season’
It’s September 2. That’s not as noteworthy as you want it to be.
Acewatch
‘FULHAM have signed former Chelsea and Arsenal star Willian alongside ex-Tottenham ace Carlos Vinicius’ – The Sun website.
One goal in nine Premier League games. Ex-Tottenham ace.
Denis the menace
John Cross of the Daily Mirror remains unconvinced by Chelsea’s transfer window despite a record spend:
‘Yet despite all of the deals, they have not solved the midfield issue with N’Golo Kante struggling with injuries and only a year left on his deal. They do not have the legs in that department without him.’
The Denis Zakaria deal was late but it…
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