Thomas Tuchel on the brink, Harry Kane’s frustrations & more

Bayern Munich suffered their third defeat in the space of eight days on Sunday, losing 3-2 to Bochum in the Bundesliga.

The defeat to a team that Bayern have beaten 7-0 on three occasions since 2021 followed up a disastrous 1-0 loss to Lazio in the UEFA Champions League and a potentially title-deciding 3-0 thumping at the hands of Bayer Leverkusen last Saturday.

Here’s all our takeaways from FC Hollywood’s defeat to Bochum.

Let’s call a spade a spade: Thomas Tuchel’s Bayern Munich have been utterly shambolic this season.

Devoid of a tactical identity, devoid of unity, devoid of anything that makes a football team ‘good’.

Tuchel has relied on the individual quality of Harry Kane, Leroy Sane and co. to pull him out of a fair few holes over the course of the 2023/24 campaign, but the egregious deficiencies that he’s caused his team to have finally reared their ugly head over the last week.

In a week in which he dropped Matthijs de Ligt for Eric Dier, dropped Leroy Sane for Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, played an unfamiliar three-at-the-back formation to unsuccessfully match up with Bayer Leverkusen, Tuchel led Bayern to three consecutive defeats which have put them on the brink of UEFA Champions League elimination at the hands of Lazio and eight points adrift of Leverkusen in the title race.

For a team like Bayern, who spent £150m on Harry Kane and Kim Min-jae in order to strengthen in the summer, that simply isn’t acceptable.

Prior to the game on Sunday, Tuchel insisted that Kane was “unhappy” with the service being provided to him. And considering Kane mustered just one shot on goal against Bayer Leverkusen, his feelings were probably justified heading into the game against Bochum.

After the game against Bochum though Kane can’t really have any complaints. The ex-Tottenham man scored one goal in the game, but also fluffed a number of guilt-edge chances.

The most shocking of said misses came early in the first half and late in the second.

Kane was gifted a wonderful chance to make it 2-0 in the 18th minute when Jamal Musiala played a stunning outside-of-the-foot pass through the heart of the Bochum defence and into his path. With just the goalkeeper to beat however, he ballooned embarrassingly over the crossbar.

In the 92nd minute the striker spurned an even better chance. Kane was found completely unmarked by Mathys Tel at the back post with a whipped cross, but could only…