Simultaneously the most and least surprising January transfer
Apparently, Manchester United are on the verge of signing Wout Weghorst. Really.
Irrefutably, the…
Neymar to Newcastle will sate our hunger for silliness after early transfer blues
Newcastle owe it to us all to sign Neymar. We had such high hopes for transfer silliness and have so…
Guardiola galaxy brains Manchester City fans and Chelsea as he achieves coaching divinity
Pep Guardiola just sacrificed an entire first half of Premier League football to stick it to…
Amnesty International hope grossly misplaced in Saudi sportswashing icon
Cristiano Ronaldo has signed a pact of blind praise with Saudi Arabia. A man for whom greed trumps…
The 'Manchester United are back' bandwagon is almost ready for boarding under Erik ten Hag
A comfortable win against Bournemouth has left Manchester United clear in fourth place and starting…
Spurs find plenty of answers at Crystal Palace but still leave us with so many questions
Spurs absolutely thumped Crystal Palace 4-0. So that must mean Spurs are good, right? Erm… dunno.
Everton problems do not end with Frank Lampard but they definitely include him
In the space of six second-half minutes Everton fell apart against Brighton, and Frank Lampard’s…
The unstoppable force of Arsenal ran aground on the Newcastle immovable object
Arsenal and Newcastle United could only manage a goalless draw, and while Newcastle will be happy to…
Ten Hag needs January striker stopgap before perfect Harry Kane match at Man Utd
Manchester United can sign any old striker in January, but should wait and sign the old striker they…