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AWB’s pornographic side-shimmy showcased staggering rebirth

AWB's pornographic side-shimmy showcased staggering rebirth

The rebirth of Aaron Wan-Bissaka has been one of the most compelling storylines of Manchester United’s season.

Signed from Crystal Palace in the summer of 2019 for the princely sum of £50million, Wan-Bissaka has struggled to convince United supporters of his merits as a modern full-back.

While his defensive aptitude has never been in doubt – no winger in the country relishes coming up against the tarantula legs and adhesive-strength marking of the 25-year-old – watching Wan-Bissaka’s contribution to attacks was more painful than your average colonoscopy.

But, in a development greeted by scores of raised eyebrows, there’s been an improvement in this regard; few will forget his George Best-esque dribble in the derby win over Manchester City in January.

And Wan-Bissaka chose the setting of the national stadium and a tense, taut FA Cup semi-final against Brighton to demonstrate his transformation into the millennial Stanley Matthews.

The game was deadlocked when the United full-back received possession just inside the Brighton half and chose to act as a laxative for the opposition’s nervy defence.

Shifting the ball onto his right foot, Wan-Bissaka held off Alexis Mac Allister in a show of strength that made Popeye look like a stick-limbed Warhammer enthusiast before a burst of pace left Pervis Estupinan choking on a dust sandwich.

But Estupinan’s ordeal was far from over. Having foolishly scrambled back to dispossess the United defender, the Ecuador international found himself bamboozled by a show of wizardry rarely spotted outside of Severus Snape’s classroom.

Wan-Bissaka tied his opponent in knots with a string of preposterous step-overs before executing a Strictly-winning side-shuffle to escape his opponent’s attention.

His cut-back found Antony, whose following attempt to set up Casemiro led to a delicious scramble that wouldn’t look out of place on Hackney Marshes. It also stood in direct contrast to the majesty of Wan-Bissaka’s creativity and poise.

Wan-Bissaka has been the topic of much transfer speculation this season, with rumours circulating that Erik ten Hag will be looking to sign a right-back this summer and jettison the former Crystal Palace man.

“It has been my intention to stay but during that period (out of the team) my aim was just to play, everyone loves playing and it makes me happy,” Wan-Bissaka told…

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