Oh Ronaldo. Silly, unemployed Ronaldo. He really should have thought before opening his mouth in 2019 about Joao Felix.
Benz out of shape
Mediawatch has learned many things from all the watching of the media over the years, but one of the principle lessons is this: The Sun only roll out the ‘REVEALED’ tag when it is absolute bollocks. It’s a tell. It might as well just say ‘BOLLOCKS’ rather than ‘REVEALED’.
And so it is with their latest revelation: ‘Karim Benzema available for France in World Cup final due to incredible loophole after making ‘full injury recovery”.
To run through this quickly…
1) France are not in the World Cup final yet.
2) It’s not a ‘loophole’ that ‘man in French squad can play for France’. That’s just a fact.
3) France will not recall Karim Benzema.
4) BOLLOCKS.
We mind the BOLLOCKS actually
See also the BOLLOCKS that is this SEO-tastic headline:
‘The four records Lionel Messi broke for Argentina vs Croatia.. and the two he can still add to the haul this World Cup’
This is just plain wrong…
‘Messi is now the ALL-TIME record appearance maker at the World Cup.
‘He came into the tournament with 20 appearances to his name, but now has 26 having played in every game on the way to the final.
‘It means he has eclipsed the previous record of 25 which was held by German Lothar Matthaus.’
Nope. BOLLOCKS. He is now on 25 alongside Matthaus and will eclipse him on Sunday.
And this is just plain fanciful…
‘There is one final record Messi would have had half an eye on coming to Qatar – even though there was a very slim chance of him breaking it.
‘His five goals in Qatar mean he now has 11 at the World Cup, but he is still five behind the competition’s all-time top scorer, Miroslav Klose, who has 16.
‘And with just one game remaining for Messi at the 2022 edition, it means he needs SIX in the final to break the German’s record.’
Yep. BOLLOCKS.
Silly Savage
The story on the Mirror website: ‘Wayne Rooney savages Cristiano Ronaldo with Lionel Messi dig as he doubles down on stance’
Definition of ‘savages’ when used as a verb: ‘Attack ferociously and maul.’
The tweet:
Nothing has changed. 🤷🏻♂️🐐 https://t.co/j5GjcKto13
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) December 14, 2022
Is he going to need actual surgery after that mauling?
Elsewhere, ”Nothing has changed’: Wayne Rooney doubles down on his claims from 2012 that Lionel Messi is ‘the GREATEST player…
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