England beat Senegal and Jude Bellingham was phenomenal, which is a whole load of Jude Bellingham content if you run a Liverpool website…
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Message to newspaper sub-editors: If it takes a full 20 minutes of contemplation and you still have to ask somebody to explain, the headline does not work.
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‘Yes we can’ apparently.
You really, really shouldn’t have.
We came here to PARTY!
Now England have beaten Senegal, the real work begins by the media: How can we turn this into clicks beyond the mere matter of football? The answer: Pretend they had a massive f*** off party to celebrate.
(They didn’t).
‘Inside England’s wild celebrations after World Cup win over Senegal including hotel party and dressing room jubilation’
The juxtaposition of ‘wild celebrations’ and ‘hotel party’ scream wine (well, beer), women and song. What it doesn’t scream is the England players being greeted at their Qatari hotel by staff clad in England shirts. No alcohol in sight. No women in sight. Just some dancing and some flags. There was no party and The Sun absolutely bloody know this; they backtrack as quickly as the very first sentence…
‘ENGLAND were given a rousing welcome back to their team hotel after setting up a World Cup quarter-final clash with France last night.’
‘Hotel party’?!
‘Upon arriving back to their Souq Al-Wakra hotel base in the early hours of the morning, Gareth Southgate’s men were given a raucous reception.
‘Hotel staff donned England shirts as they waved flags and cheered the stars back to base.’
Wild celebrations!? Hotel party!?
‘Luke Shaw got in on the celebrations, while Kyle Walker danced as he theatrically waved a Union Jack aloft.’
Nope. It’s a St. George’s flag. But we’re guessing that nobody else is reading by this juncture, having very quickly discovered there was no ‘party’, just a whole bunch of Qatari hotel workers paid to celebrate.
When you walk…
Obviously the real clicks in the wake of England’s win over Senegal are in speculation that Jude Bellingham is absolutely definitely joining Liverpool. It’s nailed on.
‘Jude Bellingham makes feelings on Liverpool increasingly clear amid World Cup heroics’ – Mirror.
And how has he made his feelings on Liverpool ‘increasingly clear’ while never actually mentioning…
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