Manchester United transfer twist turns out to be guff and Mane BREAKS HIS SILENCE

Agents having more than one client, a record-breaking silence-breaking and golf balls. It can only be Mediawatch…

I’m yelling Timber
Years of reading transfer tittle-tattle bullsh*t in what we ludicrously refer to as ‘our career’ give you a sixth sense for when someone is pulling a fast one. Partly because this is the case in nearly all transfer tittle-tattle bullsh*t in all corners of the internet.

So seeing the following Daily Mirror headline this morning immediately had our interest.

‘Jurrien Timber’s agent in Manchester “for work” in fresh twist to Man Utd transfer chase’

Now our first and instant thought here is that Jurrien Timber’s agent is in Manchester for entirely different reasons.

Six paragraphs in, we have our answer.

‘It of course remains to be seen whether his activities are linked to the future of client Timber but it appears that another of his players could be on the move. According to reports, young Manchester City defender Issa Kabore – another client of Kanhai – is closing in on a move to newly-promoted Nottingham Forest after impressing on loan with Troyes last season.’

You almost have to admire it. Almost.