Celebrating Diego Forlan and the Jabulani, football's greatest bromance
From Luis Suarez to Ruud van Nistelrooy, Diego Forlan played alongside some great strikers in his…
Remembering Tottenham's hilariously bad 2003-04 season
The 2003-04 Premier League season is remembered by most for Arsenal’s Invincibles, but don’t…
Alvaro Morata's Affleck-esque redemption could be 22-23's most beautiful story
Go on, admit it. You’d forgotten where Alvaro Morata is these days, hadn’t you?
No judgement…
I had depression after Van Dijk tackle left me injured for two years
There was no end in sight, literally or figuratively, as Michael Ngoo sped down the motorway near…
Cuti Romero's 'sex masochist' hair tug was Conte's shithouse dream sequence
Marc Cucrella, welcome to the weird, wild world of Cristian ‘Cuti’ Romero.
Or perhaps welcome is…
Recalling Shearer's iconic PL debut and two forgotten thunderb*stards
For anyone north of 30, it’s depressing to consider that a whole new generation of football fans…
Remembering Andriy Shevchenko's first 45 minutes as a Chelsea hero
Andriy Shevchenko arrived at Chelsea with a massive reputation. And he lived up to it — for…
Alan Shearer could tw*t home free-kicks better than anybody else
When Steph Houghton scored an indirect free-kick for England against Cameroon at the Women’s World…
Saluting Mario Balotelli’s shoulder goal, one of *the* great PL moments
Mario Balotelli has done several memorable things during his career, but few better than when he…