One thing about each of the Premier League's Sh*t Nine that makes us want them to survive
And don’t be getting upset about being called the Sh*t Nine. If you didn’t want to be called…
Rating record-breaking Harry Kane and the rest of the Three Lions
England kicked off their Euro 2024 qualification bid with a classic game of two halves that ended…
Five of record-breaker Harry Kane's most crucial England goals
Harry Kane became England’s all-time leading goalscorer when he scored a penalty against Italy in…
Randal Kolo Muani is the £100m-plus Man Utd target who matches Harry Kane already
“I still miss quite a bit,” says Manchester United striker target Randal Kolo Muani. Somebody…
Arsenal trio high but Man Utd pair nowhere as England virgin chances assessed under Southgate
Gareth Southgate does not feel as though he has the Premier League options as England manager but…
still only 31 but set for his second stint as Spurs' detox caretaker after serial winners lose
Not many 31-year-old managers have precise previous experience of lifting a talented but brow-beaten…
Tottenham slump into Premier League Mood Rankings dropzone as on-and-off-field Conte negging takes its toll
It’s great how much the mood around the Premier League can change in a month. Sometimes things can…
Brighton are the perfect second team for a football fan who supports someone sh*t
Liverpool and Man Utd can bore off; Brighton and Hove Albion are *actually* the perfect second team…
Bruno Fernandes leads the way ahead of Harry Kane and Lionel Messi
Bruno Fernandes must be running on fumes since the Man Utd star has played more minutes than anyone…