How dare Ronaldo drive into training without a big old grin on his face? After all, Manchester United are signing everybody…
Ron a downer
Many of us no longer drive into work but if you do/did and were photographed by a phalanx of people outside your place of employment, would you be pictured grinning? Would you have a smile on your face and a song in your heart?
Or would you look ‘gloomy’ and ‘glum’?
‘Glum Cristiano Ronaldo arrives at Man Utd training as agent Jorge Mendes continues transfer search for dropped striker’
There is a picture of Ronaldo accompanying the actual top story on The Sun website and indeed he looks, well, like a man driving his car into work.
Glum Ronaldo arrives at Man Utd training as agent continues transfer search #ManchesterUnited https://t.co/ieEwmyJW58 pic.twitter.com/XZhc9tYWg7
— The Sun – Man Utd (@SunManUtd) August 25, 2022
‘GLOOMY Cristiano Ronaldo drove into Manchester United training as his agent Jorge Mendes continues to search for a transfer away from Old Trafford.’
From ‘looking or feeling dejected’ to ‘causing or feeling depression or despondency’ in one small leap. Is that a downgrade?
If Ronaldo’s neutral expression is deemed ‘glum’ and ‘gloomy’ then the other images would suggest that Erik ten Hag, Raphael Varane, Antony Martial, Harry Maguire and Jadon Sancho are all feeling similarly deflated.
Cheer up chaps, you won, and at least some of you have a future at Manchester United.
Ant music
‘ANTONY is on the brink of becoming an £84million Manchester United signing,’ according to an exclusive in The Sun, who term this a ‘mega £84m Antony transfer’ in the headline on their website.
Except he’s not on the brink of becoming an £84million Manchester United signing, is he? Or not if you’re right about Manchester United being ‘confident they can get a deal over the line with a down-payment of £74m, plus a further £10m in potential add-ons’.
That means he’s on the brink of becoming a £74million Manchester United signing and probably about three brilliant years off becoming an £84million one if everything goes swimmingly.
Still mega, mind.
Question of sport
But the mega nature of that transfer fee (which also might be £76m or £80m depending on which report you read) pales into insignificance next to the mega-ness (that’s a word, right?) of the cheek of this headline on the Express website:
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