There are simple adages which help us navigate this mad world. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When it heaves a beer your way on the field at PayPal Park, you give it a hearty chug.
The San Jose Earthquakes have been the season’s surprise outfit, storming to the top of a competitive Western Conference in Bruce Arena’s second season. In their final home fixture before the World Cup break, they stormed back against a valiant FC Dallas to find an 80th minute leveler, giving the crowd dreams of a comeback before the final whistle.
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Instead, Dallas seized their opportunity. Sam Sarver had only entered in the 84th minute, fresh legs to harry the Quakes backline and spoil their hopes of a winner. Instead, he did something far more significant. Sarver’s scamper ended in a cool finish to ensure all three points for Dallas.
As if the sequence wasn’t already mad enough, Sarver reveled in his role as match winner. He took a couple teammates for a scuba dive off the ad boards, perhaps a homage to MLS cult hero Roger Levesque. While we don’t condone the San Jose faithful’s throwing of beers and debris at the 23-year-old, Sarver acted with an improviser’s instinct to “yes, and” by shotgunning one of the cervezas – a BAC-boost to get through the rest of stoppage time.
When life throws you a stadium beer, you best crush it.
This wasn’t just an underdog’s job well done. Dallas have had a resurgent year after a tumultuous 2025. Head coach Eric Quill has closed ranks and made his team incredibly tough to play against: well-stationed in defense, and opportunistic whenever they spring forward.
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It helps to have arguably MLS’s best pure center-forward, mind you. Petar Musa looks poised to crest Croatia’s squad at the World Cup and, should he perform well, should command interest from European clubs this summer. Off the bench, Sarver and Musa’s sometimes strike partner, Logan Farrington, adds considerable initiative off the ball and goalscoring prowess. Farrington has five goals and two assists in 698 minutes this year. Sarver has three goals in 182 minutes after leading their Next Pro affiliate North Texas SC with 19 goals in 2025, earning the league’s MVP honor.
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