Arsenal are warned that missing out on the Champions League will stop them making good signings. Just like Liverpool and their ‘miracle’ workers.
Into the Woods
The biggest story in all of football the morning after Liverpool ensured the Premier League title race would go into its final matchday, and on the eve of Rangers playing in a major European final?
Over to the Daily Mirror website:
‘COME AT THE QUEEN, YOU BEST NOT MISS! Laura Woods destroys Spurs fan with brutal comeback after digs about Arsenal ‘collapse’ and ‘bias’ claim”
Of course Laura Woods dominates half the image, with shots of dejected Arsenal players and an unhappy Mikel Arteta making up the rest. It’s a mystery why.
Where’re you from, you sexy thing?
A little further down the page, their self-described ‘expert writers’ are ‘split on whether Liverpool get miracle’ title.
The definition of a ‘miracle’ is: ‘an extraordinary and welcome event that is not explicable by natural or scientific laws and is therefore attributed to a divine agency’. But the Daily Mirror‘s dictionary clearly states it is: ‘an incredibly good football team led by an incredibly good football manager winning a title they lifted two years ago.’
Scary spice
The Liverpool Echo are understandably enjoying themselves. So much so that they managed to grab some banal quotes from Ralph Hasenhuttl and turn them into their second biggest story of Wednesday.
‘Ralph Hasenhuttl makes ‘scary’ Liverpool admission after Roberto Firmino and Takumi Minamino claim’ is the headline. The ‘scary’ Liverpool admission is here:
“We took a lot of risks with the ball today, it sometimes looked a little bit scary to be honest.”
That looks like a ‘scary’ Southampton admission more than anything else. But what about the Firmino and Minamino claim?
“We concede the first goal when we are all behind the ball, in the box and cannot stop Taki scoring. They played it quite well, I must say….
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